Monday, March 30, 2009
a stranger smsed me the other day.
i was dead shocked. and needless to say:
super curious at how he got my number.
true to be told, he dont want to say.
so evil me tried to be nicer to coax an answer from you.
tsktsk* if not you think i would answer your questions?
the feeling of my much guarded privacy gone;
and alas! landed into the hands of someone working at bugis is like shit.
and worse of all,
i was betrayed be a hollow-headed ah lian from my shop.
you should know my temper well enough.
even though i didnt say anything,
doesnt mean i forgot about it.
even though i didnt check,
doesnt mean i dont know who.
hey!! i'm just waiting for the right moment to slaughter you.
sigh* stupid people.
even without me checking or dropping a bomb.
aiwen will. white chicken will. allen will.
just what a hollow-head will do.
so much for a 5min attention from him.
hello????
back to the main topic,
my asking of the person's identity was fruitless.
and not mcuh longer i got irritated and called the person.
i can almost guess who is it.
all this probing was just to give you a chance to tell you who are you-.-
you just simply dun get it.
irritated as tsy can get,
i told nameless i dont talk to strangers. LOL.
apparently he got a shock and gave up.
of course that cant be happening since i still dont know your name.
so as evil as i can;
i tried to bait him. LOL.
at least namless is smart enough to not fall for it.
Ahem!!
to this i must salute Aiwen.
we came up with a plan to identify nameless..
you should know me well;
i cant rest till i know the conclusion.
so we did this......
i was so amazed and needless to say; damn proud of it.
it may sound childish etc.. but hey it works!!
and it was a interesting way to get back a nameless..
you know what?
actually i wanted to post a notice for sales assistant with nameless' number and stick it all aound bugis. LOL.
who ask you to mess with me? haha.
but aiwen's paln was soo much better.
aiwen smsed what nameless smsed me;
with her brother's phone of course!!
he was soo damn confused.
logically speaking.,
normal people will be like:
what the hell, someone's interested in me or is simply harassing me.
nameless will feel that way too.
we played on that..
yup!! we smsed what he smsed me back to him.
nameless couldnt take it anymore and called.
hey! we didnt pick up of course.
then later he got smart and replied my famous:
i dont talk to strangers.
we were like, at least he's smart.
after a good laugh and tons of fun.
we decide to call him.
a conference call of course!!
with aiwen's brother's number;
with aiwen in background listening and me talking to him.
stressed! i was used to friends settling stuff for me.
but i was almost certain i know him,
so yar, i talked to him.
i asked him who is he.
he was like: why are you so funny,
you called me and ask me who am i.
i was like: i'm learning from you and hung up.
later....
when he called outof confusion again.
we picked up.
this time with aiwen talking to him.
and me in the background. LOL.
we know that listening to an entirely different voice will confuse the brain out of him.
we did just that!
aiwen talked to him.
identified herself as my friend etc..
asked if he want to get to know him etc....
of course he admitted to everything;
except tellign us his identity.
BUT! under aiwen's endless questions;
he gave himself away.
guess what, is the flexor person-.-
this is not all. without him knowing i'm listening to the conversation,
aiwen continued to bomb him with questions.
why dont you identify yourself to me etc,
she even teached him what to do next.
haha. sad to say,
he just wont tell us who gave him my number.
but nvm, we dont need him to say.
we can check it out ourselves.
he really listen to aiwen and did as he was told.
told me who he is and even called.
not afraid, i was prepared.
with aiwen in the background too.
hey!! you know how i am,
i need reinforcements,
somemore ir's with a total stranger-.-''
yup!! so we conversed. for a few days already.
but nay.. nothing la.
just that we came to a conclusion that he's a very lonely etc.
it's hard to make friends at bugis so yar,
i shall be your friend.
but hey! want to know me?
not so easy, even white chicken cannot succeed.
what makes you think you can?
and he did soo much more and was soo much better.
really! not many people know, not even aiwen.
but i've since told her.
even if i'm becoming friends with him,
i dont forget relality.
i dont worship the ground he walks;
unlike those ah lians.
just talking terms and abit nicer.
but hey!! tsy posion and suan-ness is a must!
because i know,
as aiwen helped me put into words:
he's not my future,
have or dont have him also nvm.
just be friends, a very different person so worth knowing.
broadens your horizons too.
and anyway, talking to you on the phone at the wee hours doesnt mean anything.
hello.. i talk to girls, mamasan and white chicken at ungodly hours too-.-''
we shall see~~ a damn loong way to go.
oh yar..
not forgetting that i did drag white chicken into the picture too.
i told him some crazy people stalking me.
he was ___ this pissed.
even asked me to threaten him a police report.
he even called to check on the situation.
i was glad:)
cant wait for him to work at bugis street freshbox again.
i will dangle him in front of the flexor person.
i am evil!!!
but hey.., doesnt hurt to bring across the msg: dont mess with me,
i've got back-up. and also,
i think it'll bring him to his place that:
actually i've got other people no need you.
LOL.
footnote:
people from bugis street are not my cup of tea,
so no need to treat them so nice.
that's all......
i was dead shocked. and needless to say:
super curious at how he got my number.
true to be told, he dont want to say.
so evil me tried to be nicer to coax an answer from you.
tsktsk* if not you think i would answer your questions?
the feeling of my much guarded privacy gone;
and alas! landed into the hands of someone working at bugis is like shit.
and worse of all,
i was betrayed be a hollow-headed ah lian from my shop.
you should know my temper well enough.
even though i didnt say anything,
doesnt mean i forgot about it.
even though i didnt check,
doesnt mean i dont know who.
hey!! i'm just waiting for the right moment to slaughter you.
sigh* stupid people.
even without me checking or dropping a bomb.
aiwen will. white chicken will. allen will.
just what a hollow-head will do.
so much for a 5min attention from him.
hello????
back to the main topic,
my asking of the person's identity was fruitless.
and not mcuh longer i got irritated and called the person.
i can almost guess who is it.
all this probing was just to give you a chance to tell you who are you-.-
you just simply dun get it.
irritated as tsy can get,
i told nameless i dont talk to strangers. LOL.
apparently he got a shock and gave up.
of course that cant be happening since i still dont know your name.
so as evil as i can;
i tried to bait him. LOL.
at least namless is smart enough to not fall for it.
Ahem!!
to this i must salute Aiwen.
we came up with a plan to identify nameless..
you should know me well;
i cant rest till i know the conclusion.
so we did this......
i was so amazed and needless to say; damn proud of it.
it may sound childish etc.. but hey it works!!
and it was a interesting way to get back a nameless..
you know what?
actually i wanted to post a notice for sales assistant with nameless' number and stick it all aound bugis. LOL.
who ask you to mess with me? haha.
but aiwen's paln was soo much better.
aiwen smsed what nameless smsed me;
with her brother's phone of course!!
he was soo damn confused.
logically speaking.,
normal people will be like:
what the hell, someone's interested in me or is simply harassing me.
nameless will feel that way too.
we played on that..
yup!! we smsed what he smsed me back to him.
nameless couldnt take it anymore and called.
hey! we didnt pick up of course.
then later he got smart and replied my famous:
i dont talk to strangers.
we were like, at least he's smart.
after a good laugh and tons of fun.
we decide to call him.
a conference call of course!!
with aiwen's brother's number;
with aiwen in background listening and me talking to him.
stressed! i was used to friends settling stuff for me.
but i was almost certain i know him,
so yar, i talked to him.
i asked him who is he.
he was like: why are you so funny,
you called me and ask me who am i.
i was like: i'm learning from you and hung up.
later....
when he called outof confusion again.
we picked up.
this time with aiwen talking to him.
and me in the background. LOL.
we know that listening to an entirely different voice will confuse the brain out of him.
we did just that!
aiwen talked to him.
identified herself as my friend etc..
asked if he want to get to know him etc....
of course he admitted to everything;
except tellign us his identity.
BUT! under aiwen's endless questions;
he gave himself away.
guess what, is the flexor person-.-
this is not all. without him knowing i'm listening to the conversation,
aiwen continued to bomb him with questions.
why dont you identify yourself to me etc,
she even teached him what to do next.
haha. sad to say,
he just wont tell us who gave him my number.
but nvm, we dont need him to say.
we can check it out ourselves.
he really listen to aiwen and did as he was told.
told me who he is and even called.
not afraid, i was prepared.
with aiwen in the background too.
hey!! you know how i am,
i need reinforcements,
somemore ir's with a total stranger-.-''
yup!! so we conversed. for a few days already.
but nay.. nothing la.
just that we came to a conclusion that he's a very lonely etc.
it's hard to make friends at bugis so yar,
i shall be your friend.
but hey! want to know me?
not so easy, even white chicken cannot succeed.
what makes you think you can?
and he did soo much more and was soo much better.
really! not many people know, not even aiwen.
but i've since told her.
even if i'm becoming friends with him,
i dont forget relality.
i dont worship the ground he walks;
unlike those ah lians.
just talking terms and abit nicer.
but hey!! tsy posion and suan-ness is a must!
because i know,
as aiwen helped me put into words:
he's not my future,
have or dont have him also nvm.
just be friends, a very different person so worth knowing.
broadens your horizons too.
and anyway, talking to you on the phone at the wee hours doesnt mean anything.
hello.. i talk to girls, mamasan and white chicken at ungodly hours too-.-''
we shall see~~ a damn loong way to go.
oh yar..
not forgetting that i did drag white chicken into the picture too.
i told him some crazy people stalking me.
he was ___ this pissed.
even asked me to threaten him a police report.
he even called to check on the situation.
i was glad:)
cant wait for him to work at bugis street freshbox again.
i will dangle him in front of the flexor person.
i am evil!!!
but hey.., doesnt hurt to bring across the msg: dont mess with me,
i've got back-up. and also,
i think it'll bring him to his place that:
actually i've got other people no need you.
LOL.
footnote:
people from bugis street are not my cup of tea,
so no need to treat them so nice.
that's all......
3/30/2009 01:08:00 PM